Meet the team
Unpaid interns. Full-time freeloaders.
We are a multi-species operation focused on vibe maintenance and making sure Heather never sits alone. Our "team" is made up of rescues, most from the streets and some from shelters, each with a distinct role in keeping things cozy and weird.
HQ includes eight cats, one extroverted dog, and two executive-level bunnies. They don't have human jobs, but they take their responsibilities very seriously.
Asuna
Ensures the boss gets her sleep by cuddling her when alarm goes off.
Superpurrer: Super flexibility.
Hazel
The OG girl. The loudest cutie. Has a cute blep and greets you before 7.
Superpurrer: Eating super quick.
Piper
Never afraid to make an entrance. Specializes in meow comms.
Superpurrer: Instant BFF.
Joey
Velcro cat, emotional support expert, and A+ nurse.
Superpurrer: Infinite licks.
Socks
Used to look like Jeremy Allen White. Loves to be on a warm lap.
Superpurrer: Chasing his own tail.
Kirito
Lurks quietly, pops up, and then disappears again. Probs a criminal.
Superpurrer: Breaking and entering.
Winston
Pretty majestic, pretty opinionated. The elder of the house.
Superpurrer: Stealing underwear.
Augustus
Timid but observant. Once feral, now managing morale from the shadows.
Superpurrer: Hunting skillz.
Senku
Loves people. Tolerates dogs. Greets guests like a true hospitality queen.
Superpurrer: Insta-trust.
Sachi
Curious, energetic, and always pushing the boundaries.
Superpurrer: Super bite.
Saeko
Confident, selective, and aloof. If she likes you, you’ve earned it.
Superpurrer: Super jump.
